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With my super stealth and penchant for ruthless gift-giving, I spread holiday gifts across the globe all across the space of one night.

AND THAT SANTA FUCKER STILL GETS ALL THE CREDIT!

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I am the ninja who gives!

You will not see my approach!

Those who accord me proper respect will benefit gloriously from their loyalty!

All others will face my shuriken (by which I mean get my shuriken in their face)!

RAR!